Edition 3 - 16th of November 2011.



Farmer George's Hedgerow Report. Farmer George tackles the hefty subject of cow maintenance.

Andy Gorge's parliamentary scratch. Andy Gorge, the MP for Kerris and Rosevidney, explains why he sends out so many bloody press releases.

Stephen Golbert MP's bandwagon watch. Stephen Golbert, the MP for South Swivelshire and Bogside, reveals what bandwagon he is jumping on this month!



Prepare to be horrified, as we present the scariest headlines ever produced by our local press, in our new feature, "It's all kicking off".


Bingo! Join us and play bullshit bingo during Cornwall Council's next webcast! Will you win a Cornish Gazette pencil in this epic battle between sanity and idiocy!?


We focus on a single internet user who likes to say, well pretty much anything that will get up people's noses.

Shitta Bins changes it's name to Shitta Outsourcing and bids for the contract to run the Isles of Scilly link. More "blue sky thinking" from Cornwall's cash rich, public service specialists.

NEXT TIME! Quentin Butternickers' mortal enemy and deluded lefty, Tarty Footjob,speaks out!

   

Isles of Scilly helicopter move to Newquay. What is behind this astonishing change of tack? The Gazette uncovers the back story and asks, WHAT THE HELL?

Incinerator cash bluff. Cornwall Council officers admits incinerator has not cost the Council £1 million a month.

Duchygate. The real nature of Cornwall's relationship with the Duchy of Cornwall has been exposed. What next for Cornwall?

Hospital rage. Penwith Anti-Cuts Alliance plan mass protest in Penzance against the closure of West Cornwall Hospital's medical ward.

We win! Gazettes bog closure campaign leads to plans being withdrawn, but for how long?

Bus cuts! The bus cuts row rumbles on, this time with Cornwall Council criticising itself!.

The rest of the headlines this week!

More postive news from Arabella Kingston. This time she talks Olympic torches!

Salivating Eric reviews - Eric reviews the Zinger Tower Burger.

Darkkai's games and stuff, resident games expert Darkkai reviews Battlefield 3.



Charlton Musgrave's Troll Booth Postings. Wry observations from the Gazette's resident Devonwall troll, I mean correspondent.
More gut wrenching horror with fluffy, insipid, inspirational message column, so true.....

Cornish religious extremist the Rev Evan Gelical explains why Methodism is the work of Satan.

Council cuts to care home funding illegal! Land mark ruling orders review of care home funding freeze.

More mayoral pushing and shoving in Helston. Councillors resign from Cornwall's least PR savvy council.

Cornish towns struggle to finance Christmas lights while big retailers pay nothing, and cash in!


The Gazette examines a secret list of MOD cuts likely to have a massive effect in the Duchy.

Council Cuts. What is next? The Gazette gets a broad hint that play areas are the next thing to get dumped by Kremlin Kernow.

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Felecity Flangebucket, our unhelpful Cornish Agony Aunt, reviews her post bag.

 

Resident right wing mentalist, Quentin Butterknickers, joins the battle to become Devon and Cornwall's first Police Commissioner!

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