Comrades, it is once again the time of year where we reflect on the achievements of our revolution. The year 2011 CE has been one of great challenges but the glorious "Great Leap Sideways" is still on track. The putrid stains of failure, left by the previous capitalist regime, have been wiped clean as we strive towards delivering our goals.

FORWARD URINALS ALL.

For example, in month 10 this year the politburo decided to collectivise all bog and urinal provision, we were met with stiff resistance led by counter-revolutionary forces of the Kulaks, but dear comrades, we prevailed and I am pleased to inform that not only has the resistance been crushed we but have liquidated the Kulaks as a class.

TOGETHER WE SHALL BURN.

Our second target was to build the mighty Kernow rubbish furnace near Robertsonograd, again the counter-revolutionary forces swarmed against like a tide of capitalist hate, but the mighty red guard, led by Commissar for burning stuff Julian German, crushed the rebellion and now the project is well under way. Local leader, the infamous Richard Cole, has been arrested and will soon be pilloried in a show trial, like common traitor he is.

TRAITORS.

But Comrades I fear the news is not good , among our numbers there are secretly operating Troskyites from within. Our KGB (Kernow Git Brigade) unit led by Comrade Michael Crich, has detected a camp of counter-revolutionaries operating out of the frozen town of Porthleven. Fear not though, Comrade Crich will sit on the traitors when he finds them and order will be restored.

May Kremlin Kernow remain victorious for all eternity! Forward Kremlin Kernow, Forward the glorious leader! Forward the great leap sideways!

All rise for the Kremlin Kernow anthem!!