Edition 4 - 30th of November 2011.



Farmer George's Hedgerow Report. Farmer George celebrates St Trepanning's feast..

Dan Rogerson MP's guide to jungle warfare. Dan try's to ditch his image as normal by taking up jungle warfare.

Andy Gorge's parliamentary scratch. Andy calls for unity over his Penzance Harbour plans.



Prepare to be horrified, more non news from our local press dressed up as high drama.

Naked pointy bloke presents! Photos that Cornwall Councillors should never have placed on their public facebook profiles.

Awful outsourcing company, Shitta Bins, outlines their attempt to get the contract to search for nukes coming into Britain through our ports (and if you think this is a joke there actually is a government contract available for this).

Hooray! No Cornish news service is complete without a celebrity chef. Thank goodness celebrity Chef, Rick Oliver, is here to save the day. This time he talks about the Christmas Turkey.
   

Exclusive! Duchy of Cornwall uses Cornish public's money to pay for private charities outside Cornwall.

First Great Western - Thanks for nothing! Cornish trains services receive next to nothing in train company "expansion".

Cornish incinerator parent company Sita UK gets botty spanked by Advertising Standards Authority for telling whoppers.

Is Royal Cornwall hospital playing dice with surgical recovery care in Cornwall? Health group Dr Foster publishes report.

Congratulations to Cornwall Council for getting an AAA credit rating, but what exactly does this mean for us?

More positive news from Arabella Kingston.

Salivating Eric reviews - Eric reviews his Mums roast beef and isn't happy!

Darkkai's games and stuff, Kai talks motion control.

Roger the Degu's reality TV roundup. Britain's only literate rodent (excluding George Osborne), Roger the Degu, reviews this weeks reality TV!



Charlton Musgrave's Troll Booth Postings. Charlton visits Launceston and trolls like a guddun.
More gut wrenching horror with fluffy, insipid, inspirational message column, so true.....

The Rev Evan Gelical is on holiday this week, instead Dingus the Druid explains his life long quest to discover the "energies" in the Cornish landscape.

Hooray! More good news as Cornwall Council pass Stadium for Cornwall plans, but wait a minute....Eric PIckles is going to make the final decision. Will pie face scupper Cornwall Council once again?

How many times do you have to answer a freedom information request? and the case of the missing charity!


Special feature. The Gazette examines the grinding economic downturn blighting our towns.

Helston Mayor loses vote of no confidence, but stays on anyway. In the mean time Helston Councillors won't explain to the public why they want him out.

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Felicity Flangebucket, our unhelpful Cornish Agony Aunt, gets a letter from the wife of a Cornwall Councillor. More unhelpful tripe from the worst agony aunt ever.

The Gazette's juvenile reporter, Little Mikey, reports for the first time!

 

Quentin Butterknickers goes head to head with Tartee Footjob, left leaning lunatic vs right. Who will win in the epic battle over the banning of cheese!?.

Revisit edition 1 of the Gazette.

Revisit edition 2 of the Gazette.

Revisit edition 3 of the Gazette.

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