Edition 2 - 2nd of November 2011.

We are Spanish! Historical genius English Heritage rep decides to re-write Cornish history and insult the Cornish all in a few sentences. Click here.


Where have all the bins gone? The Gazette investigates the magical disappearance of 50% of the Cornwall Council bins in one of our Cornish towns. Click here.


Farmer George's Hedgerow Report. Seasonal bird watching with farmer George, the MP for Sparnon Gate and Illogan. Click here.
Generic robotic female Cornish MP Sarah Murray the MP for Penryn and the North, talks about her week in Westminster and her unconditional love for big Dave Cameron. Click here.

Join the Gazette as we follow Cornwall's Turkey Rhubarb band around Perranporth as part of Lowender Peran. Click here.


Its going to rain! And if by some freak chance it doesn't click here to find out the current weather forecast from the met office.



Gazette religion correspondent and Cornish religious extremist the Rev Evan Gelical talks Satan and Cornish culture Click here.
   


West Cornwall Hospital ward open or shut? We join the protest in Penzance against the closure of a medical ward and look at the chances of it opening again. Click here.

Cornwall Council cuts are sexist. Cornwall Council's cuts are particularly hard on women, our reporter Ruth Shoreditch explains why. Click here..

Squirrel pointless pogrom. Is land owner, Sir Ferrers Vyvyan's plan to cull grey squirrels on the Lizard pointless nostalgia or conservation? Click here.

Cornwall Council's performance 47% on target. We congratulate them with this special article. Click here.

Read the rest of this weeks headlines. Click here.


This weeks column from Morgawr - Cornwall's angriest man click here to read.

Darkkai games and stuff. From little screen to silver screen. Click here.

Torpid Stain reviews a night at the Penzance Proms festival with Tom Dale and flats and sharps. Click here.
Salivating Eric reviews - Eric reviews Alverton kebab shop Penzance, the large donner. Click here for more of Eric's honest reviews.
All of real Cornwall presented in pictures. Click here to see issue two's pictures.
Trollmanballs presents, Border Balls! See the trolls in full flow as they discuss Cornwall's border.. Click here..

More positive news from Arabella Kingston. Click here.

Andy Gorge MP's cricket tour report. Andy is taking some time off from his Westminster duties to concentrate on his yearly cricket tour of Devon. Click here.
 

Super company Serco gets EU money meant to help Cornish businesses. Just why did one of the worlds biggest "outsourcing" companies get a big chunk of convergence money? Click here.
 
Rumour of the Month. See the incredible rumour doing the rounds concerning a former West Cornwall Council's street cleaning policy. Click here.



Vomit inducing fluffiness with our new column ...so true. Click here.

 

Resident right wing flaming nut job Quentin Butterknickers talks about the EU's plans to regulate the size of our animals.Click here.

Coming soon! Quentin launches his bid to become Devon and Cornwall police Commissioner.

Shitta bins latest proposals for meeting the challenge of Cornwall's waste plans. Fictitious Cornish bin company solves our rubbish problems in their usual cash rich manner. Click here to find out how they would waste our money this time.

Old Gazettes. Explore our first edition by clicking here.
 

 

 

  
 
 
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